Guy’s Guide to smelling like perfection
by Laetitia Wong
Alright, don’t even start this up with me. You know you stink, and that’s true. It’s more than true, it’s the absolute truth. Now, although I have no qualms with guys sticking to their au naturale scent, things tend to head south the moment their B.O starts acting up, wafting through the crowd of people jammed together while waiting for the Green Line.
I’m not saying that it’s imperative to douse yourself in a cologne bath, just a little spritz here and there would suffice. Really, there’s nothing sexy smelling like a giant Tom Ford cologne bottle. And that works for you too, ladies. Man, do I have a bone to pick with you.
Smelling sexy isn’t ‘stupid and gay’, a direct quote from one of my best guy friends who wrinkled his nose in aversion when I proposed the idea of hitting him with one of my favourite signature scents. (It’s Acqua Di Gio by Armani, just in case you were wondering) Rather, it’s a timeless way of getting a girl to notice you, and for all you potatoes out there who were like 2011 me, here’s a handy article that you should start reading up on. It’s pretty cool.